Apex Thayer

Chief Security Officer

With over five years of experience protecting the Thayer household, Apex specializes in high-alert perimeter enforcement against landscapers, delivery drivers, trash collectors, and the ever-suspicious pool guy. He is the architect and enforcer of a strict zero-squirrel tolerance policy in the backyard, a program that continues to see unparalleled success. Apex is a proud graduate of Beyond the Dog and comes highly recommended as a very good boy by multiple reliable sources. When not on duty, he enjoys long patrols, belly rub negotiations, and tactical naps.